Funny carburetor joke:

A Microsoft programmer pushes his BMW into a gas station. He tells the mechanic it died.

After the mechanic works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. The Microsoft programmer says, "What's the story?"

Mechanic replies, "Just crap in the carburetor."

Programmer asks, "How often do I have to do that?"

 

 

 

Mom in the first 60 seconds of my demo video: